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PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO
I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson
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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
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One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know
Math teacher:Who can answer this question?
Me:What is it ma'am?
Math teacher:Who's Neil?
Me:BRUH
When the song sweet Caroline shuts off unexpectedly right before the best part
Nothin but a case of Neil diamond blue balls
neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"
They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
Neil and Jessica are the perfect couple