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Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.
man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night
The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.
Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.
Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?
Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!
The growth of hair in the buttocks
My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?
I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!
An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.
I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.