Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.

Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever

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Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

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Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

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break bake

Getting massively stoned while on a break. In contrast to a buzz break, the break bake usually occurs on a particularly horrendous day.

Charlie: " Damn man...Mr. Plummer gave me TWO whole files to work on today. That'll take me at least 45 minutes to do. What a bummer man. I'm harshing low bro..."

Bongo: " Dude - let me snag my bag real quick like - a good break bake will get you right with the world."

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tax break

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

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piss break

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

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break off

1. To kill.
2. To have sex with.

I breaks 'em off, but I ain't speakin' about between the thighs
I'm speaking about cockin' a gage right between your eyes
-Dr. Dre, A Nigga Witta Gun

Also "break 'em off some", "break 'em off something".

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