The Handy dangle

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.

I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!

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the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

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dangling nipple

A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder

Man that old lady had some dangling nipples

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dangle berries

This can also be referred to a man's testicles, due to the fact that the testicles hang bellow the penis, like berries hang on branches.

Most berries have seeds, a symbolic relation to the testicle which bears the seed of an unborn child.

"I got kicked in the dangle berries the other day"

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dingle dangle

(noun) A decorative tassel. Used to mock or undermine the value or fanciness of a tassel.

We have a dingle dangle hanging off the knob on the antique hutch.

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dangle wit it

To be cool with it, to be down and tight with everything. Down tha earth.

I'm danglin wit it man..

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Dangling Tiara

The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.

I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.

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