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(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.
Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.
We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!
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In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.
Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.
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When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.
Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.
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Kangaroo drop kick is when the female while having sex kicks the male in the throat and then punch him in the ass making him num but making the pain go right towards the dick making it feel good
My dick feels so good it's like she kangaroo drop kick me
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National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.
Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day