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Used to suggest a problem in another's mental state. This is a response to an unprovoked statement or inappropriate action. Can also be used in third person.
"What's up Eric?"
"Fuck off Gil, next time I see you I'm gonna beat your ass and give you an Abe Lincoln"
"What's your problem man?"
(Gina finds her brother masturbating on her bed in the nude)
"You couldn't walk down the hall to do that Phil?!?! What's your problem?!?!?"
"Yo Jennifer always flips out every time I try space docking"
"What's her problem?"
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A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."
I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.
So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.
Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .
Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems
When people in former communist countries such as Hungary and Poland have problems.
That car alarm has been going off for 2 hours now and that Hungarian policeman has done nothing to turn it off!
"Shut up Maddox, that's a 2nd World Problem"
Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.
My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for!
Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
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When the problem is not of your concern but just a personal problem of the person telling you.
Just a personal problem
When you don't care about other person's feelings.
Lacking concern or fucks for other person.
Those love handles are your pika-boo problem.
I don't want your interference in my pika-boo problem.
Ex: Hey, I miss you babe. Me: Pika boo problem, bitch.
The Chen Dong problem is a problem that arises (mostly in business deals) when the supplier of goods or services offers a product whose quality is too low, price is too high or combination of both.
The Chen Dong problem is hard to solve because the cause of the lower quality/higher price is unknown. Either the supplier is ignorant of the real value of the product, or he/she may be trying to cheat you. Regardless of the cause of the problem, the result is unsatisfactory.
I don't know if my employee is really doing his best or if he is lazy. Regardless, I must fire him to eliminate the Chen Dong problem; he is not fit for the job