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Comma to the Top

Another word for apostrophe, mainly used by psychic detectives.

My name is Sh'Dynasty. That is spelt S H comma to the top Dynasty.

Comma to the top?

THAT'S GOD'S COMMA!

by Teeny Weeny Bubbles March 24, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


top geared

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!

by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012


top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

148πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Top Gear

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

by Don T October 16, 2006

1027πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. β€˜Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018

73πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


ZZ Top

The complete opposite of the jonas brothers

The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks

by katahdin 953 August 26, 2009

117πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


top left

Denotes from the heart. Telling the truth.

"I swear man! Top left!"

by topleft August 12, 2007

223πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž