Wifi Dongle

A device used to Receive signals transmitted from your local ISP so you can use the Internet.
Also, it sounds funny.

Hey my hunny deary hubban, can you fix the Wifi Dongle?

WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.

Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.