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canoe sex

Drinking light beer.

'Fucking close to water'

Hey this beer is canoe sex. What the.. Who ordered this??

by foogan June 11, 2006

18πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.

That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.

by OrlinSupreme January 20, 2012

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Duche canoe

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.

"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan

by Nick's a dick April 26, 2016

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Spirit Canoeing

Spirit Canoeing is a Norwegian sport. The most famous spirit canoer was Arne Ervig, who owned a large collection of spirit canoes. The sport of spirit canoeing involves using a spirt canoe to canoe into the land of the spirits. The canoes can go over water and through time and space. The sport hasn't caught on in the rest of the world because spirits only speak Norwegian.

"Arne Ervig er den beste pΓ₯ Γ₯nden kano noensinne." =Arne Ervig is the best at spirit canoeing ever.

by Arne Ervig2 February 1, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.

I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.

by Steve Calakious March 3, 2010

13πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 7, 2008

23πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


canoe club

A workplace after-party. The name drives its origin from a bunch of young professionals at an Alberta utility company who wanted to book their after party in their work calendars but due to strict work policies, were afraid of calling it drinking night or anything on those lines.

You should join the canoe club gathering tomorrow night.

Lets go canoeing after work (even in the middle of Alberta winter)

by Billlyyyy December 19, 2016

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