i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

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I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.

Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!

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wow-i'd-love-to-be-caught-up-in-those

The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.

See "Ashley Burger"

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I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

real i'd se aa mulle

What a bhakt says when a librandu starts critisizing PM Modi at twitter dot com

@liberandu_2002: Modi SUCKS!!!!
@hindusher: real i'd se aa mulle

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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

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I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

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