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The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.
There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.
Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.
Failtroll: Aww shit.
When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:
- holding a drink in one hand
- lack of space
- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.
To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*
Short for Five Guys Burgers and Fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the DC area but now is across the whole Eastern United States (there is one near where I live in Indianapolis). They have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. They give very generous portions: a large order of Fries is easily enough for four average-appetite men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. All in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.
I wish I could have Five Guys for lunch every day. I don't mind the heart attack at 35.
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An amazing singer's, John Ondrasik's, stage name. Some of his most popular songs are "Superman (It's Not Easy)", "100 Years", "Chances", "If God Made You" and "The Riddle". Five For Fighting writes and sings very emotional songs, making a strong connection with his audience :)
Five For Fighting's songs are great. I love "Superman" and "100 Years" the most!
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The normal price for a brick of cocaine, usually at that price it would be fishscale;cocaine in it's purest form. term is used mostly by the rapper young jeezy "Jay Jenkins" and is reffered to a lot by other rappers when talking about coacaine
"seventeen five if you want a key"- Young Jeezy
"seventeen five bout to holla at jeezy"- fat joe
"Throw ya hands up high its ya boy Mr. seventeen five"- Young Jeezy
* In the last example he refers to himself as "Mr. seventeen five", but it still just represents what he is selling (cocaine).
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A forehead so incredibaly large it can be classified by the next number up.
"That guys got a hugre forehead!"
"Yeah dudes got a five-head
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The single acceptable greeting gesture that will bring the American culture full circle. An abrupt collision of two individuals hands to signify coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, agreement, or testosterone (in the case of a male.)
April 21st is National High Five day.
So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping in this little hippie organic food store close to my summer pad here in hippyville. I was deep in thought, debating between vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce, when a skinny hippie dude with a long beard accidentally bumped into me as he was excitedly loading some granola product into his hippie organic food store cart.
In a sort of delayed reaction-where-am-I-who-are-you-kind of way he said, "so sorry sister friend, didn’t mean to bump you."
I, being the forgiving cool person that I am, replied in my classic-no-worries-reassuring-cool-as-fxxk-voice that it was not big deal, sxxt happens and life moves on...did he have any recommendations on vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce?
"Oh for sure, definitely the Veggie, it's all about the vegan style" he said.
-Vegan style? Whatever man. Thanks, veggies are tight. High Five...
***Oh fo sure...right there and then me and that old hippie dude gave each other a sweet ass hippie High Five.
Just like it should be done.
Keep on keeping.
High Five.
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