Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."
"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"
"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."
One who pushes poles, usually in a homosexual manner.
John Berg's life demonstrates how to be a pole pusher.
The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.
Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.
Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.
I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
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A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school
"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"
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Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em
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A totempole made entirely of LOL'z. Represents an iconic/classic and memorable LOL.
Remember when he fell of the chair?
Yea, absolute loltem pole!!!
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