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The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
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You do not define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines you. bitch.
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You can not define Chuck Norris, he defines you.
Chuck Norris threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris will knock you out son!
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naz bea norris, also known as the cutest girl in the universe is a member of the youtube channel norris nuts. she's very thoughtful and the most beautiful girl you can imagine. naz's smile lights up every room she walks into. she has the cutest giggle and the sweetest smile. she deserves the whole wide world and more. sabre is nazzys oldest sister, they go by the name nabre. naz's second big sister is sockie , this duo melts my heart, they go by the name nockie. nazzys older brothers name is biggy they go by the name baz or bigaz depeding on who you ask. naz also has two younger siblings named charm and disco.
you should follow my fan account on instagram, theyre called nazzybean & thenorrisxnuts
elsa aw look at naz norris
selma yeah, naz norris is a precious human being. we must prptect her from this cruel world.
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sabre norris is the oldest norris nut she’s so caring to her siblings and she is soooo pretty and deserves to get the best sister award she’s so sweet
happy sweet sixteen sabre
-aya
hi it’s me usuallynorris on insta <3
sabre norris a graceful and kind person
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1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school
1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.
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