A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.
My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.
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a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...
To get your rocks off quickly during sex
My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.
Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.
Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.
A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.
Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!
Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
a person who has no ability other than sped
wow daniel james is such a speed merchant
womaniser but also likes men
“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”