Fish Oil

When you take a fat shit and a girl squirts in your ass to clean it like a bidet.

Did you wipe ur ass after that shit bro? Nah man I’m just gonna use Jenna’s fish oil later.

jock oil

Cum

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro”

Oil FC

Usually used in refrence to Chelsea and Man City, these clubs struggled to win anything until a rich middle eastern billionaire came with oil money

Chelsea, oil fc

Dab oil

Dab oil is the extract of the chemical in maryjane call THC. First you heat up a quartz banger and you drop the dab on it. You proceed to hit the bong. After exhale you should be shmacked depending on tolerance.

Fiend: Hey man (twitches) you got any-any dab oil? This bunk weed ain’t doing shit.
Stoner: nah man go buy your own dank. Your fault for buying mids.

Oil Change

The attempt of chugging a beer while pissing and finishing the beer before you finish pissing.

"Bro, I finally finished my first oil change!"

Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)

I just took the fattest oil lick

Oil Licker

A person that lies through their teeth so much that it's difficult to tell when they're actually telling the truth.

My story might seem far fetched but I'm far from an oil licker.