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biscuits and jam

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.

by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010

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My Jam

Your favorite song when you hear it you go crazy.

Girl thats my jam!!!

by LaLoka August 12, 2004

266๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jam Boy

The Jam Boy was first introduced as early as the 1800s when the British Empire occupied India. When the British gentry went to play golf, they would have two men, the caddy and a Jam Boy.

The Jam Boys sole purpose was to keep the mosquitoes away from the golfer. To do this, the Jam Boy would cover himself in Jam to attract the mosquitoes away from the players. When the game was over the Jam Boy got to keep the jam he was wearing to take home to his family.

Look at all the mosquitoes; I can hardly see the fairway, fetch the Jam Boys immediately!

by Rick Terror November 18, 2006

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peach jam

slang for pussy.
best known from jojiโ€™s new song peach jam

damn, her peach jam was sweat as hell!

by alunnegiy July 17, 2018

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jammed up

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.

Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!

by nunya October 18, 2004

235๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jingle Jam

A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.

You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...

by Xero _ Manifest December 13, 2010

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gen jam

Generic jam band music; typically garden variety rock bands that cater to the hippie crowd, generally adhering to a long format, jam session style of music. Merging modern rock, jazz, funk, afrobeat, and many other genres, gen jam is a diluted style of music and many bands often sound similar - it may be difficult for a "square" listener to differentiate between bands. Examples would include: Phish, moe., Umphrey's McGee, O.A.R., Dave Matthews Band, The String Cheese Incident, and Widespread Panic.

Stoner 1: "Hey man, are you going to Moe tonight at the Orpheum?"

Stoner 2: "Nah, man. Gen jam is hardly worth fifty bucks at the door. I'm headed to Chicago to catch The New Deal tonight anyway."

Stoner 1: "Chill."

by stupid_hippy_al_is_a_poser March 10, 2011

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