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An expression used to defend against vegans. First used by comedian Kathleen Madigan.
If god wanted us to be vegetarians then he would have made cows difficult to catch. You don't see people eating cheetah burgers do you
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To suddenly appear in someone's face when they aren't expecting it. Bein all creepy like the Burger King in the Burger King commercial.
I shit my pants in terror when you Burger Kinged me as I came out of the bathroom.
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A type of burger served with Buckeye player's man juices.
I like my bevo burger marinated in Smith, Ginn, Pitman and Gonzo sauce.
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Phil and Randys burger van business in the show Trailer Park Boys.
"Me and Randy are having the grand opening of the Dirty Burger today." - Phil
"Your taking this Dirty Burger thing way too seriously Phil" - Randy
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Typically used in casual conversation in place of the phrase, "have it your way," as that is the slogan of the fast food resaraunt.
Man1:"Hey dude, can you give me five bucks?"
Man2:"No mate, I need that money for cigarettes."
Man1:"Awww come onnnnnn, gimmie the money!"
Man2:"FINE! Burger King, bitch. Now fuck off outta here."
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when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait
"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"
"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"
"Waiting Burgers created fun."
"JT stole my waiting burger"
When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"
"dude, im turtleburgered"