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An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
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When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.
Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.
This resembles pearl earrings.
Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?
Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!
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An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.
Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
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A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde
Is she a real blonde? No, her collar and cuffs don't match. I checked.
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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
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One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.
Often used to find out natural hair color.
In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!
Friend: What?
Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!
Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Me: YEEEHH
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A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.
"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"
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