Bedroom shoes

Shoes worn by your partner for indoor sexual activities. Will never see the outside world or touch the earths soil.

Dude 1: Hey Chad, I saw your chick buy a pair of sexy eight inch heels last week. How can she walk in those man?
Dude 2: She doesn't walk anywhere in them. They're bedroom shoes dude!

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Flew shoes

When 2 real piro bloods jump you in their own back yard. Punch your bare ass cheaks hit you with a wooden chair steal your 6 dollars and throw your old beat shoes over a fence. Then when you run off they go and get their gun AKA da chopper.

Dont owe any money to a blood. Charlie choppa AKA Bloody Booppa will make sure he turns your beat to shit kicks into FLEW SHOES

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Cement Shoes

A game played by one's self or between friends that requires all parties to finish whatever alcoholic beverages they have in their vicinity without standing up. No bathroom breaks are allowed until the beverages are finished, and the end goal of this drinking game is to get so drunk it is almost impossible to stand back up.

Bro #1: Yo, what happened to bro #3 tonight? He can't even stand.
Bro #2: He played cement shoes tonight, announced to the crowd before he wanted to get naked and have his ass eaten by a homeless man/woman.

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shoe thief

usually done by a maori. they will take your shoes, or any white persons shoes, then either deface them and wear them, or deface them only to return them later, where you will most probably not want to wear them.

"a shoe thief stole my shoes and put blue vivid dots round the edges...i dont wear them anymore"
"that sucks"

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shoe bee

Lower middle class persons who day trip to the Jersey Shore. The origin of "shoe bee" goes back to the 1930's when day trippers from Philly would come down to the shore and carry their lunch in shoe boxes, as was common practice at the time

I'm glad to be here in Brigantine on a Tuesday since there are no shoe bees around.

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shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!

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Dutch Shoes

A beautiful set of usually young, suple breasts normally found in C-cup range, where by their shape
(slightly sloped to the nipple) top side and heavy plumply curved underside resemble the front of a "Dutch Shoe" or wooden clog. Best viewable from side boob or profile angle.

Wow that chick had a nice set of "dutch shoes"

Heidi Klums tits. (Probably now, a younger Heidi Klums tits)

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