one in the pink one in the stink

A version of double penetration where one man inserts his penis in the woman's vagina (pink) and another inserts his in her anus (stink) simultaneously.

Gina loves having sex with 2 guys at once. She just can't get her freak on without one in the pink one in the stink.

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I am the one the one the one

you are the one.

I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P

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one man one jar

The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.

"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"

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one guy one horse

A video which shows a dude getting Fucked up his skinny ass by a 15 inch shlong and shows it pulling out of his ass hole dripping cum (watch with caution.)

"dude I just finished watching one guy one horse!!. That horse had a long ass shlong!!!!"

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one

1. peeing
2. anything relating to the penis or the vagina

SEE ALSO 2

I stuck her in the one hole last night

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all for one and one for all

Popular catchphrase that means one person represents all, and that all must do everything for one. Put simply, means true brotherhood.

The Musketeers! Dartagnion!

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one in one out diet

A diet based on making a bowel movement shortly after eating a meal to excrete the prior. Thus keeping a person at a consistent weight.

Person 1: Yo' Flossy.
Person 2: Sup?
Person 1: Hey man how do you stay so thin.
Person 2: The one in one out diet, I be shittin' all the time!

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