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Ooooooh yes Johnny, oh yes yes yes yes aaaaaaaah ooooh *takes shit on johnnys d
Oooooooooooh
Yesterday I fuck ur mom and she had an orgasm shock which caused her death
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It’s like a bootylicious cupcake but with less cake and more delicious white sticky creamy.
That was an amazing orgasm let’s do it again sometime. Bye sis.
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The process of inducing pleasure to one’s genitalia, but prolonging the act of reaching an orgasm making such orgasm better the longer the genitalia is stimulated.
Yea man, I had the whole day to myself so I decided to cook an orgasm for five hours. After I bust, that shit was so powerful it knocked me out.
By musical orgasm I mean an experience in which one is moved by music to a level of consciousness which is characterized by feelings of ecstasy, omniscience, immortality, and sublime understanding. It does not, however, refer to a sexual thrill, nor is it characterized by emission of seminal fluid.
Some of his works bring me to musical orgasm.
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When you read a book, and a big plot twist, or a big surprise happens that makes you go ''Oh my God!''
Taffy: I was reading the seventh Harry Potter,and when I found out that Snape was actually a good guy, I had a literary orgasm.
Jenn: I know! So did I!
When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.
Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!