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When your bitch lays on her back in a hot tub or in the bath tub you straddle her belly and have a diarrhea shart.
Damn I messed that bitch up when i gave her a surprise Otter creek steampipe
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When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!
Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.
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your girl when she sees jensen ackles
dude i got wetter than an otters pocket when i saw jensen ackles shirtless
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Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.
Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.
your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street
p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked
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when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.
Hiddlestoner
Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!
Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*
Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
jade: wow olivia is hotter than an otters pocket