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The opposite of a sausage party. A room full of women who are as hard to get into as an oyster.
We went to the bar and Brooke and Anna Mae had already turned the place into an oyster bar by bringing all of their lesbo friends.
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When a man cums in the mouth of his partner who then kisses him.
"and this dirty bitch tried to give me an oyster kiss"
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a party and/or gathering in which the number of females outnumbers the number of males
it was a real oyster party over there
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When a male blows a gigantic load in a condom.. possibly twins.
"Person 1- What do you do with your used condoms after you beat some cheeks?
Person 2- I just hang those little oyster nuggets up on my wall homie!"
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A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.
Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!
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When you cum on a girls stomach and then suck it out of her belly button
My girlfriend wouldn't let me come in her so I came on her stomach. I creek oystered it and then gave her a kiss.
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1. any thing or person which affects the senses negatively.
2. a process of wetting multiple fingers, forming both hands to resemble an oyster shell, and placing said "oyster shell" to another's face, while inserting both index fingers into the victim's ear canals. A.K.A. the double wet-willy.
1. What a foul oyster.
2. Andy just gave Mario another foul oyster!
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