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A TSA agent that enjoys his work a little too much. Related to Phil McCraken.
I got reamed by Phil McCraken and his brother Pat McGroin at the airport this morning.
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Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”
Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”
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Nana of the Pat is a Brazilian street slang word best known for describing someone with an abnormally deep voice as well as grey short hair. If you ever come across someone that comes under this description, DO NOT START A CONVERSATION AT ALL COSTS.
OH MY GOD THAT WOMEN WITH SHORT GREY HAIR AND AN ABNORMALLY DEEP VOICE IS SUCH A "NANA OF THE PAT" SHE TALKED TO ME FOR SO LONG THAT I MISSED MY LIZARDS FUNERAL.
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When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.
"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.
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To show total disrespect to someone and be ungrateful for what they've done.
To throw your son out of your home was Pat Riley
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A light tapping on the vagina with the shaft of the penis (often done at intervals during intercourse)
PUSSY PAT:
Guy: imma pussypat that hole o' yours.
Gurl: oh yeah! baby...
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Nice job, well done or good work
You passed your midterm?!? Pat that dick bro!
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