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A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.
Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?
Pizza Pasta is a phrase Hooney says, and every time you hear it you get even more blessed. you can hear it all day every day
Hooney: pizza pasta so so (yum)
Me: *instantly gets blessed*
A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza
Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"
Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
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Showbiz Pizza was a restaurant chain in the early 80s to late 90s. The pizza parlors were known for their animatronic rock band, the Rock Afire Explosion. While on the verge of bankruptcy they bought the Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre and in a process known as Concept Unification they converted every Showbiz Pizza to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Dude: Hey man, remember Showbiz Pizza?
Man: Yeah dude, wish it was still around.
A pizza with all the best toppings that only exists in dreams but saying the word in real life is just as good, if not better, than actually eating the pizza.
I woke up shouting pizza juissi and I liked it so much better than any pizza I've ever tasted!
Last night I had some dank ass pizza juissi!
A sugar daddy, except they bring you free pizza and then fuck you.
Girl: Hey wanna go out tonight
Guy: I can't. My pizza papa's bringing Domino's over to my place tonight.
The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.
James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.