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A parent or guardian of one or more children that over reacts to their children's choices, beliefs, and/or privacy. Usually acting on their own ignorance to disprove or disrupt their childrens actions in a dramatic fashion.
Also shown on the Website Reddit as r/insaneparents where several people post screenshots or other kinds of evidence of their parents/gaurdian acting irrational.
"My insane parents just blocked all my friends from my phone."
"Oh yeah? My insame parents use a gps tracker to find out if I'm at work. And I'm 25!"
The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).
Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
The act of parenting in a manner in which you are so far up your own kid's ass that you lose your identity, or ability to function in a reasonable, rational and otherwise non-destructive way.
I used to worry about being supportive of my kid, but then I saw Christy and her drone parenting style - I'm alright letting little Jonny entertain himself a while.
The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
Asian parents are such a pain in the neck.
For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.
For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
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Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.
Asian Parents: "WTF is Pomona? Go Berkeley!"
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The state of mind that most parents are in, even after discovering that, no their child is not a golden child.
It is a denial and ignorance of disgusting or dangerous acts committed by their, usually teen, children.
Friend one: OMG, so my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the kitchen, when we thought no one was home, and my mother walked in right as he picked me up and put me on the counter! She didn't even notice!
Friend two: Gotta love parental naivety!!
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