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It is the act done following sexual intercourse when the male sticks his male genitalia within the confines of a creamy peanut butter jar to bust a nut in. The male then uses his trouser snake to mix in his seed with peanut butter. The treat is then topped off with the male placing bread around his peanut butterfied genitalia for his female counterpart to enjoy following a passionate round of intercourse.
After coming home from a long day's work, my woman gave me the ride of my life. I decided to fix her up a Peanut Butter Bliss after as a reward.
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when there is a significant amount of peanut butter between one's buttcheeks and the partner licks the buttcheeks and then moves toward the area of the crack.
Get your booty over here and lets do some peanut butter and buttcheeks.
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When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
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When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
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a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted
c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted
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The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
I gave the bitch a peanut butter smoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.
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When a man spreads peanut butter all over his dick in order to attract females
I use the Peanut Butter Trick to help me get laid, bitches luv it
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