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stone gossard, jeff ament(bass), eddie vedder(vocals), mike mckreedy and matt cameron. the comboniation of the century. cannot be beat.
rear view mirror, betterman , jeremy. all awsome songs
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What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.
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A sex act in which a man ejaculates onto his sex partner's head. Usually done to bald people.
I jerked off while the bitch squatted under my cock, I gave her a huge crown of pearls.
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A small piece of food stuck in the back of your throat near the tonsils, sometimes for days, that you eventually cough up. It is usually semi-rotten and smells like concentrated bad breath.
Last week I coughed up the nastiest little gray throat pearl. When I smashed it between my thumb and forefinger, it released a smell that still haunts me today.
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When one man ejaculates onto another man's penis.
Ben pulled out jizzed all over Roger's massive cock. Roger thanked Ben for the pearl twinkie.
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When a woman give a man a hand job and then the male skeets all over the woman's hand. Therefor resembling a pearl bracelet.
That bitch gave me a hand job so i returned the favor with a nice pearl bracelet.
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when someone shoots his load for between somechick's boobs onto her neck
and by that its like his is giving her a pearl neckless, only the pearls can be esily wiped with a napkin, peace!
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