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A conspiracy theorist who mindlessly shares misinformation or links to garbage websites while trying to argue a ridiculous point that doesn't even relate to anything.
Hey bro, don't pelican me with that bullshit video.
When you walk out the club at 10 AM on a Monday in Miami... and you’re like what time is it? What day is it? Hell if I care, we in Miami brah. Pelican walk to the Uber .. skrt
Pelican walk-in all da way there ..
The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.
When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.
You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!
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One girl squats, 1 dude lays on the ground below her ass hole. Another dude cums inside the mouth of the guy laying down, and then she shits in the mouth of the guy laying down. Cum mixing with shit is bird poop. "Laying the mongoose" The guy laying down also flaps his arms like a bird the whole time.
"I just had sex with a girl and a guy in a threesome. We tried this Pelican Swirl move where she shits in my mouth and he cums in my mouth.
MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.
Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.
Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?