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MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
The act of beating a motherfucker with such righteous fury, in your rage you make a serious attempt to pull their spine out through their mouth similar to how pelicans cool themselves.
"You hear about the fight in Jerry's trailer last night? Cletus grabbed his sister, and Jerry broke his jaw so bad I thought he was gonna pelicanize his spine out of his mouth!"
One girl squats, 1 dude lays on the ground below her ass hole. Another dude cums inside the mouth of the guy laying down, and then she shits in the mouth of the guy laying down. Cum mixing with shit is bird poop. "Laying the mongoose" The guy laying down also flaps his arms like a bird the whole time.
"I just had sex with a girl and a guy in a threesome. We tried this Pelican Swirl move where she shits in my mouth and he cums in my mouth.
Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.
Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.
Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?