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A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.
Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.
A nice way to call someone a dumbass.
When someone is a dumbass and you can't call them a dumbass.
You pelican head
word for a creature with the body of a man and the head of a pelican. the pelican head is larger than a regular pelicans head to accommodate for excessive brain power. pelican heads are a apex predator and known to be super smart and also strong. approach carefully
guy 1: woah. what the fuck was that?
guy 2: that was a Pelican Head. 1/8 pelican, 7/8 man.
Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.
After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.
To take an amazingly artistic picture of an ordinary scenery.
Jorge: Look at this awesome picture I took of that building.
Pedro: It's not bad, but you didn't pull a pelican.
One girl squats, 1 dude lays on the ground below her ass hole. Another dude cums inside the mouth of the guy laying down, and then she shits in the mouth of the guy laying down. Cum mixing with shit is bird poop. "Laying the mongoose" The guy laying down also flaps his arms like a bird the whole time.
"I just had sex with a girl and a guy in a threesome. We tried this Pelican Swirl move where she shits in my mouth and he cums in my mouth.
MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents