Pen Pal

A pen pal (acronym: PP) is the most sublime and superior form of connection, especially and specifically in comparison to any rival pen pals (acronym: RPP).

Dear pen pal, also in true RPP style let’s organise this visit to Sebastian for our very first day together.
- your quarantined pen pal ✍️

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pen oney

A pen that you screw the bottom of it out,and take the ink out. Then you screw out the metal tip and turn it around and jam it in the plastic part of the tube.

I wanna get high but I live on the third floor and my dug and my bowl are down at my car. Fuck why don't I just make a Pen oney.

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pen gun

A Pen gun is a firearm that resembles an ink pen. They're generally are of small caliber (e.g., .22 LR, .25 ACP, .32 ACP, .38-caliber and are single shot.

A pen gun is mightier than the sword gun.

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threw the pen

V.

When a normally imperturbable person blows a fuse but their zen-like calm precludes them from throwing a tantrum so they throw a pen.

When Tony made private information public, Paul got pissed and threw the pen.

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red pen

The process of fucking your teacher on her period...your "pen" will be red. You may even wipe it off on her in order to mark "corrections".

My chemistry teacher just gave me the red pen!

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Big Pen

The ugly twin.

"Omg, that guy is so ugly. He must be the Big Pen of the group"

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Inky Pen

When A Pen Has Ink Dripping Down It And Is A Huge Sticky Mess

Shit All There Is To Write Is The Fucking Inky Pen

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