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Used condom found while fishing.
Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.
the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra
That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.
When she bent over, I realized she has the perfect hemorrhoid for the Pennsylvania Pizza Roll. sex anal lube alabama hot pocket kentucky klondike bar
Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.
My lady went wild when I gave her a Pennsylvania fire cat.
An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
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A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.
"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.
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