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When you shove an ice cold pepsi can up a woman's snatch backwards, open it with your penis, then proceed to drink it with your mouth. All while the can is still inside her.
"Hey T, I gave my girl a Pepsi Dragon last night and she screamed louder than my car alarm"
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A Pepsi Terrorist is a person who drinks Pepsi all day and night long. He is usually a nocturnal being.
He feeds only on Pepsi.
He is known to be very violent at times when Pepsi doesn't exist.
He uses a Pepsi Kalashnikov that results in Pepsi spatter everywhere.
If he doesn't have Pepsi in his system, anything you say will make ZERO sense to him.
My friend is a Pepsi Terrorist. Watch out if you don't have any Pepsi.
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when you spill an entire can of Pepsi directly in between the G and H keys of a keyboard because it's 5 AM and you're still coding.
Mr. Franke: I once lost two keyboards to Pepsi syndrome in the same night.
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European version of diet Pepsi.
except that it contains twice the amount of caffeine, and a substance named aspartame.
You shouldn't drink pepsi max while pregnant
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When someone is drinking pepsi and they burp and it stinks like pepsi realllll bad
"my mom did a pepsi burp in the car and i was pissed"
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a diet soda drink with half the carbs and sugars then regular cola, but tastes like the slime outta da bottom of a pond and is so disgusting not even a dehrydrated person would drink it and would kick your ass 4 even thinking of giving dat watery shit 2 drink
person 1: (gasp) omg!!! give me sumthin 2 drink or I'll gonna die from dyhrydration!
person 2: all i got is pepsi edge
person 1: o HELLS no, now im gonna beat ur ass untill ur bloody as hell! at least blood tastes betta den pepsi edge.
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A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.
Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.
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