Persian empire

The first the trans continental empire.

It's the first Persian empire which includes asia,Europe and Africa

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Persian penis

As a persian woman I can say our men are not so exaggerated hung.

Small (4 inches) to average (5.3 inches ) is reality. I'm talking about Persian average. I still wonder about that top definition here lol, that must have written some persian guy by itself.

Persian woman: I'm gonna marry only Persian guys. What about you?

Me : Nope.

Her : why not?

Me : I'm not into Persian penis.

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persian perfume

To expell gas in one's face creating a foul smell similar to that of a paki or indian person's natural body odor.

The porta-potty was steaming with a pungent dose of persian perfume.

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persian goddess

persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an IRONIC term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women 'persian goddesses'

persian guy: *Drool* wow, look at that sexy brown babe, she's a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she's arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!

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persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

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Persian Hold'Em

Alternate form of Strip Poker, generally having widespread use among the Persian population.

Since we're all tipsy, its time for some Persian Hold'em!

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Persian Recorder

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.

"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."

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