Pipe Buster

When you take a crap that's so bad it actually busts the pipes.

HOLY SHIT! Kernal just dropped a pipe buster!

tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

Pipe pals

A booty call or friends with benefits

Me and Amber are pipe pals

brown pipe

the anal passage of a man or a woman.

i took john up the brown pipe.

piped off

to recieve fellatio - when a lucky girl gets to suck ones cock.

that girl was piping me off big style last nite.

i love it when i get piped off deep throat style.

water pipe

fucking bong

Yo, bro pass the water pipe!

pipe tobacco

A pleasant-tasting, aromatic, and non-addictive smoking material, particularly good when flavored with molasses in the cavendish process. Once a nearly ubquitous pratice, especially (though not exclusively) among men, pipe-smoking is probably the least-dangerous and best-tasting way to enjoy tobacco.

I packed some of this imported cavendish pipe tobacco into the bowl of my best briar, and sat down with a good book.