I'd plow the field

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it

Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

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plowing new ground

To de-flower a virgin. To attempt anal sex with a new partner.

I am very tired, I spent all night plowing new ground.

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Snow Plow Driver

The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.

These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!

No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL

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Siberian Snow Plow

A "drink" given to unsuspecting girl. Made as follows:
1. Cum into a large shot glass (works best with multiple loads), let chill.
2. Mix with equal parts vodka and stir ‘till foamy.
3. Give to some dumb bitch and laugh your ass off when she downs it.

If the bitch is really dumb, just mix cum and cold water. Great way to get mild revenge on your stupid ho girlfriend if she won’t swallow!

(If made with vodka and orange juice, drink is known as the Siberian Sunrise).

YOU: hey girlie, want to try a Siberian Snow Plow?
DUMB BITCH: Sure! (gulp). Wow, that was the shit!
YOU:A ha ha ha ha ha

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denver snow plow

While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.

I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.

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Snow Plowing In the Bush

1. The act of consuming cocaine that has been placed on/in a female's vagina. To make it a true SPIB, the female must hail from Alaska and/or the act must occur while in the state of Alaska.
2. Taking a snow plowing vehicle into the bush, AKA the Alaskan Wilderness.

1. "Me and Johnny met Sarah last night and went for a travel in the Bush. Johnny thought it be a grand idea to go ahead and go SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
2. "I took my Ford up north, put on my plow, and went SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."

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Saigon snow plow

Pull the corners of her eyes back (tape helps) to be slanty, and cum on her face and then smear it with a dirty flip flop

My wife hates the Saigon snow plow.

It’s racist.