Rural Dictionary

Plum high school

A school full of fake people where all the kids wanna act like their from the hood. Almost all the kids act like their opinions matter when they really don’t and they just need to shut the fuck up. Teachers like to fuck the students. Almost everyone in plum is shady asf ur friends aren’t ur friends their... find someone else in a different district. All the teachers are out for their students. The teachers aren’t qualified to teach such as that bitch Martello.

“Did you hear about plum high school?”
“That all the kids are fake?”
“How’d u know what I was gonna say?”
“Because we go to plum”

by Fuck plum August 20, 2018

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Tennessee Ass Plum

You're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves up the anus, and twists. They take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)

Slutty P: yo dude i totally gave trevor a tennessee ass plum last night

Guy: OMG TOTALLY?

by t!ts mcgee June 19, 2009

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Pull out a plum

1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.

2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.

Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner

Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.

by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009

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Tennessee Ass Plum

When you're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the anus, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."

by Cait S. Pineapple June 19, 2009

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