Pope Check

a term said to say "check behind you for adults that will yell at you for swearing!!!" really fast

Person 1: "Hey dude, ya i totally kicked this guys a..."
Person 2:"POPE CHECK!!!"
Security Guard at Person 1 and 2's school: "Hey, what did you kick, Person 1?"
Person 1: "His apple, we were playing soccer and we couldn't find a ball, so we used an apple."
Security guard: "OK...?"
Person 1: "Thanks dude. Anyway, I totally kicked this guy's ass yesterday."

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De-Pope

The act of impeaching the Pope by taking his Pope hat, pimp slapping him, and yelling "WHO'S THE POPE NOW BIOTCH"

Hey! He sexed a woman instead of a little boy, it's time to De-Pope his ass!

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Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

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pope hat

A wide collection of pointy "hats" worn by the pontiff himself. The collection ranges from Star Wars pope hats to Oprah Pope Hats. He wears any pope hat on a given day depending on his mood.

"Dude, is that Geraldo Rivera Pope Hat fucking sweet?"!

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Pope Francis

The Dopest Pope that ever lived

“Woah look! It’s Pope Francis! He’s Dope.”

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blue pope

to choke yourself while masturbating and not letting go until you have climaxed

i was felling depressed and horny at the same time last night, so i had a blue pope.

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pope juice

what makes the pope an O.G.

look what he`s got:

-pimp hat
-pimp cane
-pimp chalice
-pimp throne
-pimp white tee

PJPIIOG
werrdd (of god.)

PJPII is pimp juicin` wit dat pimp cane.

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