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When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?
The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.
Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.
The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.
Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!
Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.
Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!
Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
A toilet not fit to be a porcelain throne.
My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.
"Hey man, you got any of that fine porcelain powder?"
When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!