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Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.
Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."
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The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.
"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."
"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."
"Truth."
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A location usually a bar where slampigs frequent.
Josh was in the mood for a slampig, so he decided to go down to the local Pork Store.
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When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.
Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!
Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!
It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.
Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.
Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...