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To engage in constant sexual activity within a committed, monogamous romantic relationship.
"So, you and Sarah have been seeing each other for a while now. Have you gotten any?"
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."
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A school in the country with lots of country folk. The few city slickers and queers that go to the school are too corrupt to understand us country folk. We like big trucks and corn bread. We love and respect our country. If you mess with us then you’ll be done. Long live the good ol boys. Yee Yee brotha. RAISE HELL AND EAT CORN BREAD. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
New Prairie High School is country boy land.
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Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."
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What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.
Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”
As in prairie-dogging, your fecal matter will go in and out of the asshole, however with the Promiscuous Prairie Dog, the fecal matter goes in the mouth of a girl. This includes and is not limited to the nostril, asshole, ears, etc. If you get good at this, you may begin to do this with other animals such as dogs, cats, goats, etc. Cries of pleasure must be made while doing this.
"Mike Stevens gave a great Promiscuous Prairie Dog to his coworker last night."
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A school district located in Lincolnshire, IL. This district is takes pride in academics. Many students score within the top 1% of the nation on standardized tests. It is one of the only schools to have received the Blue Ribbon Award five times. The schools in this district receives large sums of money from the property taxes of the mansions located near it. The school district is currently faced with many mental health issues, such as depression. Lucky, they have hired 6 social workers and 2 psychologists to handle the situation. The schools in this district are Daniel Wright Junior High School, Half Day Intermediate School, and Laura B. Sprague Elementary School. This school feeds into Stevenson High School.
Parent 1: "My straight-A kid came home with depression."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."
Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."
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What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.
Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"