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Masturbating, to jerk off
Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.
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Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle
Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
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When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.
GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.
To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.
Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.
1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.
"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."
The act of roasting the shit out of someone
Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!
The act of using your competitors press announcements to drive your own positive press. Press Aikido lets you to channel your competitors press energy in promoting your product.
An example of press aikido is when a competitor does a major press push, you can post comments on all the articles on the web linking to what you want to promote. Or if your competitor openly attacks, you can use their attack to expose their weakness and delivery your positive message.