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Masturbating, to jerk off
Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.
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Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle
Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
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When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.
GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.
To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.
Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.
The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.
Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!
A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press