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A collection of messy seamen caught in men's pubic hair after ejaculation. Most often occurs while masterbating in the lying down position.
I was in a rush to rub one out so I forgot to get my tissues ready. That was a bad idea because I ended up with a huge pube loogie to clean up afterwords.
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Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.
"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"
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Pubic hairs that "peek" out the top of low-rise jeans.
Tama's jeans were so low on her hips, she had a peek-a-pube!
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Pubes that have been doused in gasoline and then lit with a zippo.
First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.
Good lord i have fiery pubes.
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When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.
I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.
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A famous Criminal mastermind of the Greater Los Angeles area during the beginning years of prohibition caused gang violence in the early 1920's. His personal victims were often found lifeless on intersection crosswalks where Pube-Tron had feigned the role of a friendly helper of elderly road crossers. Autopsies almost always revealed asphyxiation by pubic hairs as the cause of death. No images of him exist. He is known only by his notorious pubic hair top hat.
crosser 1:I say Wallace! That Pube-Tron certainly is a spectacle Ho ho ho!
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.
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During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
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