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When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance
Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
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It is fart spray that hits your partner in the face during 69.
I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.
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It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
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While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
Spanish girl- "oh senor your Puerto Rican Gas Mask was muy caliante!"
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A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.
Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.
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Moving or leaving your current residence in the middle of the night as to avoid anyone (i.e. neighbors) from knowing or seeing.
Did you see where Mike went? All his stuff is gone from his dorm.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.
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when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once
After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood
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