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n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.
"Maybe his bad breath wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't have rim jaw."
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1. The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.
2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.
3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: “Coach, I know I blew that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my fingertip.”
Coach: “Get the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turd”
ii) Frankie Muniz on Punk’d (thinking he’d just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): “Dude, I’d be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, I’m like totally close to touching the rim dude. I’ve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.”
2. i) “Although we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew she’d soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.”
ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."
3. Patient: “When I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now it’s turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.”
Doctor: “Hmm, are you sure you haven’t just been screwing African bitches?”
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to rim lick: when someone puts their legs behind their head and someone else licks their fanny.
bob likes to rim lick me every night but it hurts my neck, so he only gets to do that once a week.
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The process, through supplying one's own saliva as lubricant to their anus directly from the oral cavity to the anal and thrusting of the tongue, lips, face, and eventually ones entire head inside their own colon, in which the practitioner becomes an asshat or rectum necklace.
If you're done rimming-up, Mr. Beck, we've got more multiracial right-wing douchbags who've come to speak at this stupid fucking rally of yours.
As Bill Maher has shown and the Tea Party has proven by choosing her as representation, Christine O'Donnell has truly and fully rimmed-up.
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One who likes to slide their tongue along the inner contours of the sphincter.
Go and fuck yourself, u filthy rim jobber!
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A proud and prosperous people from Southern Mesopotamia known for their proficiency at oral-anal sex. Now a days a man or woman known for their excellence in giving and receiving "Rim." Some one good at licking anus for pleasure of their partner.
That Hayley was quite the Rim jobbian, yeah bro she gave a mean rim.
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A term given to a girl who eats out a guy's ass hole. Named for the act of licking around the rim of his ass.
He got a rim eater last night; she gave him a hand job while she licked his ass hole.
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