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When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles
Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!
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"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"
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when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.
hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?
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what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic
guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers
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the most bussin bussin thing ever
“do you like spicy ramen?”
“yuh ofc i like bussin spicy ramen”
When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.
Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.
Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.
Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!
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