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When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face
Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.
Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.
"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
Butt ranch is what happens when, after anal sex, the male cums in the asshole and the drippage is speckled with poo particles.
When the butt ranch is so creamy, you could dip a fry in it.
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while the male is achieving he orgasm, after oral sex from a female, another female appears and punches the first female in the face in order to swallow the males remnants.
Chelsea was a ranch thief to Lisa.
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Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.
Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.
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The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.
She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
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