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The mark left from a bloody dick tip on a girl's cheek, which vaguely resembles a thumb. The blood on the dick tip is acquired from having sex with a girl on her period (hopefully unintentionally).
The girl I picked up last night didn't tell me she was on her rag so when I pulled out I left a raspberry thumbprint on her cheek.
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Consequence of shaving your pubes. Ingrown hairs caused by shaving your pubic area.
Did you see Mccoy's bald eagle?! It was surrounded raspberry whisker biscuits... He must not shave down there too often.
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when you f*uck a girl on her period with no rubber and successfully cream pie her, when it oozes out you have a raspberry cream pie.
Jay Z: "ayo Kanye, Kim is being a bitch today!"
Kanye: "yea man she's on the rag"
Jay Z: "No pussy for you then hahaha, itschaboy"
Kanye: " Naw ill just give her a raspberry cream pie, you ain't got the answers Jay"
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When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter
When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.
I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.
Fingering yourself for the straight pleasure of feeling your clammy fingers in your cold moist vagina.
"Dude I just raspberry pickle fingered to the thought of Cladler with braces!"
The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.
When spooning the little spoon blows a raspberry type fart on the big spoons dick.
Sheila, did you just chocolate raspberry kiss my dick?