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When a girl gives a guy a hand job but squeezes the penis too hard and causes it to turn purple. Inspired by Molly Adams.
Good God! That whore over there named Molly gave me a purple Rebecca! Now I can't have children!!!
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A girl that needs to get singing lessons so she can make proper songs not nursery rhymes for 5 year olds. One of her lyrics are: "Its friday, friday, Gotta get down on Friday"
Guy: Have you heard Friday the song?
Girl: Oh yeah by that Rebecca Black? Its so annoying!
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We so excited! There goes my friends! - Rebecca Black
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an 8th grade aspiring pop star with the amazing hit single "Friday" in which she pops around with her awkward buddies and sings about the weekend.
Friend: Hey, Rebecca Black, what day is it?
Rebecca: FRIDAY, FRIDAY, YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY. TOMORROW IS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS.
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A preteen, pimpled girl who sky-rocketed to Youtube and Internet meme fame after her notorious vid "Friday" came out on Friday, March 11th.
Name now synonymous with awkward dancing, braces, preteens driving cars, and "We so excited"/other bad grammar use.
Also means a girl attending a party while totally oblivious to the pedos (aka Usher 2.0) that are going to show up there (having driven to the party by switching lanes really fast).
She may get her ass slapped by six-year-old boys. She may also ignore all friends on the right.
Rebecca Black wants her cereal! U no how it is.
Wait a minute, is that Rebecca Black in Usher 2.0's back seat?
Hey, Rebecca Black, can I attend your party? I'm really into prebuscent little boys.
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A young girl who enjoys getting "down" on fridays, she is always looking forward to the weeked and like cereal in the morning at around 7:15 am she makes her way to the bus stop and gets in a car with her other 13 year old friends who can drive! she can only be friends with girls if they have moles on their faces so it is an exculsive group. There is also an underground cult who worship her and demand her to constantly sing the song Friday. If you attempt to visit this cult on any other day then friday they will kill you. If you find them on a friday they WILL be getting down.
Tom: hey Rebecca when do you wanna get down?
Rebecca Black: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tom: and what are you looking forward to?
Rebecca Black: THE WEEEEEEEEEKKKEEEEEND
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A super talented pop-singer from California. Her hit single "Friday" took audiences by storm, immediately becoming an international sensation and making her a household name. It is rumored that she suffers from some kind of asthma, which allows her to hit nasally, congested-like notes with utter perfection. This gives her a very unique sound which differentiates her from other contemporary pop stars.
It is also rumored that prior to becoming a pop-star, she spent many years studying philosophy independently in her spare time. It is theorized that this sort of intellectual exposure early in her childhood is the primary contributor to the deeply philosophical lyrics of "Friday", which covers things like temporality (the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’), determinism vs. libertarianism (Gotta make my mind up - which seat can I take?), meta-philosophy (Fun, fun, think about fun, You know what it is?), and phenomenology (Fun, fun, fun, fun).
Did you hear the new Rebecca Black song "Friday"!? I couldn't wrap my head around the way she hit those nasal notes, particularly in the chorus "Frie-day, Frie-day"...
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